Yes folks...
Bigger than Dolly Parton's breasts...
Larger than Mick Jagger's Lips...
Huger than David Hasselhoff's ego...

It's my giveaway!

I've gone through my cards today (it's taken the best part of the day actually) and sorted, sifted, put away, etc...
And I've managed to create 6 decks that contain about 200 cards each, with all my extra cards...

There's no point in me sitting on them (don't worry, I wiped them afterwards...) so I thought I'd give them away to you lovely people...
Now this really is for newbies, and please bear in mind I'm in the UK...
Of course there aren't any ultra rares in there, but there is a sprinkling of rare cards throughout them, basically anything I had more than 3 of I've put in my bargain basement!
So... What do I want?!!?
"you expect me to talk?" - no, no, no - I expect you die Mr Bond...

So there you have it... Please PM me, nominate yourself on this thread... however you like... I'll be picking randomly over the next few days / weeks...
Like I said, newbies only please, there's nothing here for long-term players, it's basically all commons / uncommons from all three sets and spells - again maybe a handful of rares in each deck...
I'd like them to go to new players only...
In terms of P&P - message me - you're paying for the postage and any tracking you want!! (hell, I'm not THAT generous!!)
It'll depend on country obviously and how you want it - we can sort that out if you're accepted!!

ONE MORE THING...

You also have to tell me a joke - if it's a dirty one - PM me - but I'm a jester, I love jokes... You can either post them on this thread, or just PM me (if inappropriate for kids) remember I do have a very broad sense of humour - from the wacky 'frog in the road' - to the extremely dirty - so I have an open mind!
And hey... if it's really funny - you may get something extra in your deck (I'll wipe it first..)

So there you go!!!

Put your name on here, you can even PM me your sob story if you like - I have 6 going and I'll announce who gets what when I get chance!



Yeah, I know, I love you all too...

And now I can actually create some decks and join in EW this weekend - PSN me if you want a game (give me your element on the message) I'm wood (of course - how many jokes - none please, they're not funny!!!)

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Hello again!

Is it me, or is my waffly message not getting across...?

I have 6 decks of 200 cards, if I start giving individual cards to individual people, the decks are lessened and newbies lose out...

Especially the few rares, etc. that are in there...

Sorry to be a 'meanie' but I do want new players to enjoy the game and hopefully learn a bit along the way...

So no individual card requests, sorry... Just entire decks, if I start posting cards here, there and everywhere, it'll get too much and I'll just end up falling asleep halfway through...

Now that we have that out of the way...

Who's interested in DECKS?!?!!?

(let's talk about decks baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good times and the bad times that may be... let's talk about decks...)

No, no, don't all cheer at once...

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